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The VM Provisioning Time Sink

YOUR LAPTOP ≠ PROD?

You use containers and localhost because VMs break your flow. What if VMs deployed as fast as your current tools - but matched production exactly?

YOUR LAPTOP
≠ PRODUCTION
45 min
Traditional Setup
5 min
Real VM Ready

Local development doesn't match production

Every developer faces this gap

Developers

Works on my machine

But breaks in production

Containers

Fast but not real

Missing OS dependencies

Traditional VMs

45+ min setup

Too slow for dev flow

Real VMs

5 min to prod match

Test with confidence

The Pattern

Every organization hits the same wall: Manual VM provisioning doesn't scale. What starts as "just a few VMs" becomes a full-time job, blocking your team from actual work.

Ready for fast production VMs?

Keep your dev speed, gain production accuracy

Get Started

Speed wins. Until it doesn't.

Fast iteration beats slow VM setup... until deployment day

Localhost Lies

Your dev environment has different OS, services, and configs

Production surprises at deployment

Containers Are Quick but Limited

You get fast iteration but miss OS-level dependencies and real configs

Production still surprises you

VMs Too Slow for Dev

Traditional VM setup takes 45+ minutes - breaks your flow

Skip proper testing or accept the risk

Docker-Fast VMs with Production Reality

Get the speed you love from containers, with the accuracy of real production VMs

Your Current Trade-offs

  • Use containers/localhost for speed
  • Accept environment differences
  • Skip full VM testing (too slow)
  • Hope for the best at deployment
  • Traditional VMs break dev rhythm
  • Choose velocity over perfect accuracy

No More Trade-offs

  • VMs deploy as fast as your current tools
  • Exact production OS and configs
  • Full environment testing stays in flow
  • Deploy with confidence
  • 5-minute setup preserves velocity
  • Speed AND production accuracy

How the gene system works

1. Start with a gene

Choose a proven template from the genepool or create your own

2. Add what's different

Inherit base configs, customize only what you need

3. Deploy in minutes

Your improvements become new genes others can inherit

deploy-test-env.ps1
5 minutes to deploy
# Deploy a test environment in 5 minutes
$catlet = @"
name: test-env-01
parent: dbosoft/ubuntu-22.04/latest

# Add your organization's configurations
fodder:
- source: gene:myorg/test-setup
"@

# Deploy with one command
$catlet | New-Catlet | Start-Catlet

# Result: Ubuntu with your test tools ready
# Time saved: 40 minutes per deployment

Developers eliminating production surprises

Real results from testing with production VMs locally

5 min
Production VM Ready
0
Deployment Surprises
100%
Environment Match
Confidence Level
Cloud-Speed Deployments

Ready to Test Like Production?

Join developers who test with confidence using real production VMs locally.

Your potential time savings:

43 min
saved per VM
21.5 hrs
saved per month
$10,750
saved annually

*Based on 30 VMs/month at $50/hour